Audrey Jones


Launch Booking Form

For bookings, my preference is that you fill in my booking form in its entirety through the button above.

Alternatively, you may also text me at 0406 723 004 using the template below.

"Hi Audrey, My name is Josh, I would love to make a 2-hour booking with you next Saturday, 1st January at 6pm. I could also meet on Sunday evening if that doesn’t work for you. I look forward to hearing from you, hope you have a great day. Regards, Josh Homme"

We might live in a modern world, but I still love a gentleman. Manners are a massive turn-on for me, and I hope the template above makes it easy for you to craft a polished introductory message!

Classic with a Twist

Hello handsome, lovely to meet you.

I’m Audrey – a sweet, playful feminine beauty who loves conversation and connection. Everywhere I go, I fill the room with my bubbly personality, contagious laughter and occasionally devious charm.

I’m blessed with natural supple curves, exceptionally long legs on my 5’9 figure, a classically small waist and strikingly gorgeous face. I dare you to get lost in my emerald-green eyes and enchanting smile.

As an empathetic lover, I like learning what inspires you and quickens your pulse. Tell me what makes your world turn (I’m an excellent listener) and I’ll share in return (hint: I love coffee, dancing and live music – whether it’s a classical symphony at the Opera House or a hardcore metal band at the Crowbar).

If you’re new to this world, I’m happy to guide you through the process. I trust that my intuition, experience and enthusiasm will create a safe and open space where we can enjoy each other.

If you’re unsure where to start, I recommend exploring my ‘Movie Night In’ and ‘Date Night’ options.

And, if you'd really like to relax, I give a damn good massage (qualified remedial massage therapist here!)

Audrey x

Intrigued? Here's a little bit more about me...

Eyes: Green
Hair: Blonde
Skin: British-Rose Fair 
Height: 5’9
Personality: Addictive
Dress: Voluptuous Classic Hourglass 14
Bust: 14F/36F
Shoe: 9/40
Age: Dirty, Flirty Thirty and Thriving
Favourite Colour: Green or Red. But never together. 
Astrology: Aries Sun, Gemini Moon, Virgo Rising….Taurus Venus ;)

Background: I am a country girl at heart. I grew up in the big backyard of the QLD outback. I learnt to drive on my friends farm in a rusty ute with no doors at 14, I zoomed around on 4 wheeler motorbikes to feed cattle and went to horse riding school. I was blessed to have a lot of pets, and a big space to run around in. I strongly believe my rural upbringing has given me an exceptionally positive outlook on life, while being extremely down to earth and chilled. Sometimes too chilled, but no one has complained yet.

A Lot of people ask what my background is, I think because I sometimes have a slight accent, and because of my Goddess statuesque. Half of my family is from England with a mix of Irish and Scottish, and the other half leads me to believe I must secretly be some part Viking Queen. 

Vax: Fully vaccinated as of 15th September 2021. 

My Favourite Things

Animal: Cuddly puppies warm my heart, but I identify as a cat. 

Smell: A delicious cologne that means I can’t keep my mouth off your neck. Which brings me to my next point;

Neck Kisses

Movie: I’m a classic romantic at heart. I love celebrating the poetic revolutionaries of Jane Austen and Charlotte Bronte in Pride and Prejudice and Jane Eyre. But I’m not to be put in a box! - Let me cling onto you while we take a journey through a jump-scare movie, or try and figure out the plot twist in a psychological thriller! I’ll pass on the gore though, thanks.

Morning Rendezvous

Relaxation: An indulgent bath with candles while listening to classical or jazz music. Extra points if there’s a forest or ocean view.

Record Collections: Help me build my record empire. Jazz, Grunge, share your favourite with me?

Indoor Plants: To brighten my home. I am truly the biggest homebody. Surrounded by candles and greenery, while floating around in a long robe is the absolute dream. 

A Fresh Brew: I have an espresso machine at home, and am always on the hunt for the next local delicious roast and/or Coffee Haven.  

Shower for Two

Sunset Strolls with perhaps a wine and cheese picnic on the side. 



Tell me your deepest desires...


I offer Incalls in an upscale location in Sydney CBD. 

Movie Night In 
Think: Your T-Shirt, No Pants, Couch Cuddles, Affection Overload 
3 Hours ... $1200

Date Night (or Morning, or Lunch) 
Take me out, indulge in delicious food and company then back for fun. 
4 Hours (Time Split Evenly) ... $1500

Short, But Very, Very Sweet

1 Hour ... $550

Just Like Honey
1.5 Hours ... $800

Two Scoops, Please
A Delicious Introduction or Intimate Reconnection
2 Hours ... $1000

When Two Scoops Just Isn’t Enough
3 Hours ... $1350

Our Personal Sanctuary 
4 Hours ... $1700

A Feast For Two (Extended Dinner Date)  
6 hours ... $2100
Additional Hours ... $300/hr

Let’s Spend The Night Together
12 hours ... $3000

What About Breakfast In Bed?
Overnight (14hours) ... $3500

Menage A Troi
First Time Rendezvous are 2 Hours Minimum 
Per Hour ... $600

Doubles with Another Lady
My rates as quoted, plus the rate of the other gorgeous lady. Lucky us. 

(Tours Only)

30 mins ... $350
45mins ... $500

Social Dates

Coffee, Brunch, Dinner - Get to know me, let's flirt!
$250 p/hour

Sydney Outcalls

Outcalls – I offer outcalls within 25km> from Sydney CBD for my usual rate plus travel expenses.

Extended Encounters

Easy Like Sunday Morning
Overnight (18 hours) ... $4500

The Perfect Getaway
Overnight (24 hours) ... $5500

An Adventure Awaits
Two Nights (36 hours) ... $7000

A Worry Free Weekend 
Two Nights (48 hours) ... $8000

Let’s go through the formalities, so we can truly respect and enjoy each other's company.


It's a date! How exciting! I am probably as nervous as you are, as I can’t wait to meet you! 

Just be yourself, there's no judgement or expectations here. The only thing you need to bring is your dashing smile and your gorgeous manners. Please don’t forget to pop the remainder of the payment in an envelope. Feeling creative? Perhaps the envelope is tucked away in your favourite record or book? 

Gifts are always appreciated, but never expected. If you're feeling extra generous, please peruse my wishlist.  


For all clients, I require a $150 deposit per hour booked. When on tour I request a 30% non-refundable deposit of the total booking. Bookings are not secured until the deposit has been cleared and I have sent you either a confirmation text or email.

Deposits are payable via BeemIt (@msaudreyjones), Bank Transfer or Cash Deposit into a Smart ATM. 

If you are concerned about privacy, Beemit or cash deposit into a smart ATM is best, as it is anonymous and untraceable.

I understand unplanned events can occur resulting in the need to cancel your appointment. If this happens, I respectfully ask for your cancellation notice 24 hours prior to your scheduled appointment, and of course, we can transfer your deposit to another booking. Repeated cancellations will require the fee pre-paid in full. 

In very unfortunate circumstances where I might be ill or unable to make the appointment, any amount paid toward the booking will be refunded in full within 48 hours of the cancellation using Beem only. This will require you to provide me with your BeemIt handle.

If cancellation is due to the client displaying unsafe behaviour (intimidation, manipulation, requesting unsafe/illegal services), the deposit (and any monies paid toward the booking) will not be refunded.


For Date Nights and Movie Nights In, I would suggest getting in touch 1 to 2 weeks in advance to ensure that our paths will cross. I am always in the pursuit of finding that lifestyle balance, and have limited late night availability.  

Bookings 4h+ must include some social time i.e. lunch / drinks / spa / picnic, some sort of activity, whatever your heart desires. 


Freshly showered, fresh breath and smelling divine, please. I am quite impartial to a delicious cologne. I will always have bathroom facilities if you require a freshen up. 

COVID-19 Vaccination Policy

From October 2021, I will only be seeing clients who are fully vaccinated. Please be prepared to show proof of having received a double dose of a government approved COVID-19 vaccination. You may do so by uploading your immunisation certificate during the booking process, or by showing me in person at the start of the booking. Once shown, you will not be required to show again at future bookings. Failure to do either of these will result in the immediate cancellation of the booking and the full booking fee will be payable. I am fully vaccinated and can provide proof of vaccination upon request. 

It's the things that come from the heart that means the most.

Wine: I love a glass of red – in particular, my favourites are Pinot Noir, Tempranillo in the warmer months and a nice deep Shiraz or Cabernet Sauvignon in the cooler months.  

Toys: I love to play, but my toy collection is currently lacking. Perhaps you’d like to introduce me to your favourite toy?

Spa / Massage: As a qualified remedial massage therapist myself, I appreciate being on the opposite side of a good massage every now and then. I've heard Endota Spa is the place to go.... 

Skin Care: Local Blue Mountains company Ikou, and Aesop make my senses melt. 

Shoes: As a tall lady, I generally live in flats, except for our special occasions. Treat me? I’m a size 9 or EU40. 

Bags: A classic girl can never go past a classic Prada Galleria Saffiano Leather. 

Perfume: LeLabo, earthy woody tones with sweet notes. 

Music: Music is in my blood – it’s where I feel whole. Whether it’s a classical symphony at the Opera House, a hardcore metal band at the Crowbar, or an underground jazz bar, I’m there! I’d love to show you some of my favourite venues to see live music.

Lingerie: Studio Pia, Harlow and Fox, Playful Promises Size 14F and L/14. It’s no surprise that I love a vintage look.

Jewellery: I love gold statement pieces. Treasures from Temple of the Sun for a true Goddess. 

Food: Let’s eat! I adore relaxed, fun meals where we can let go of the outside world and really get to know each other. My favourite cuisines are flavoursome and hard to resist (just like me!) Think Mexican and Indian influences. 

Flowers: Australian Natives make my heart race.

Vouchers: Vixen by Micheline Pitt (online clothing store), for my extra glamorous Retro Look. 

Charity: “SWOP is Australia’s largest and longest established community-based peer education sex worker organisation with a mission to provide New South Wales sex workers with the same access to health, safety, human rights, and workplace protections as all other Australian workers." 

I have curated a quick and easy Online Wishlist for you here: